you would'nt wanna

CHILDRENS BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER BE PUBLISHED!


"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife, Timothy"
"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"Knifes Guns And Many More Suicidal Fun to have at Home"
"The Big book of Peterfiles and the Nice Things They do to little Kids"
"Fun with Daddy's Gun"
"Mummy Hides all the Best Toy's in her Underwear Drawer"


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