nerdy pick-up lines

lol i found these "nerdy pick-up"lines at 5 a.m. on facebook and imagine how it cracked me up after sahur. its so fudging funny and corny. if a guy said any of these to me i swear ill laugh snorting for days. i picked a few that's really good, and if you dont understand them, maybe you're too cool to read this blog. sorry, im a geek at heart.

1. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
2. If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes.
3. Baby, you overclock my processor.
4. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
5. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
6. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
7. Baby i'll treat you like my homework- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
9. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
10. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
11. What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one!
12. If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
13. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
14. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
15. Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress.
16. Let's discover our coefficient of friction.
17. I less than three you..... (i <3>)
18. Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt.
19. Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...
20. YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo.
21. I wanna stick to u like glue-cose
22. I'll "eye" your pod
23. Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
24. Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?
25. You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?

ew. haha what a geek!