1. Girls who wears too much makeup.
makeup can be viewed as an essential tool for a girl, right? It can transform a girl completely and make her look much more attractive.
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However that's not the case when you seem to gunk up a whole 100th anniversary icing on your face. A little powder, blusher, mascara/eyeliner and lipbalm is enough on a daily basis. You don't need to go all out with blue colored lenses and 5 inch fake lashes and a whole pancaked face to boot all the time or you'll end up looking like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.
Cmon, who are we kidding? Asians will not/never look good in pure sea blue contacts paired with an inch thick eyeliner. If you need to go with colour, use sea green or brown. I learned from my mistake, I regret wearing some turquoise colored contacts. Trust me, I ended up looking like a vampire all night (although vampires are sexy, it was NOT flattering).
much better =)
I use freshlook colorblends in case you're wondering
I use freshlook colorblends in case you're wondering
and thick makeup should only be reserved for photoshoots. I bet you RM50 you won't want to be seen in public with me walking around looking like this:
or a girl with super fake eyelashes like this!
LMAO
One thing I've learnt recently is that, the most beautiful person are those who looks gorgeous with makeup but even more when she's not afraid to go out in public without any makeup.Plus, imagine if you met a girl and woke up to the same girl that looks 100 times different than the night before HAHAHA
If you wanna take it a bit further, why not just do surgery like this girl who wants to look like Ms Alba to get her ex bf back -_-"
2. Salesperson that trails your ass
Seriously, they're worse than your shadow...and I agree with Amanda's principles on 'personal space'...you know it's freaky when you're going through the rack and suddenly when you turn around there's this anime looking girl with winter clothing on and one too many hello kitties on her hair looks at you and says "harro miss, you laiiiikkk? got discoung" then smiles...ok maybe that just applies in Sg Wang but really, even when I say "It's ok I'm just browsing" she's still there! ARGH!
the best ones for me would be those who greets me when I enter and says "If you any assistance, I'll be right here" and smiles. And I think my best shopping experience would be Australia (the salesperson are damn friendly) and Italy (gay or not, they're effing HOT!).
What's the best solution to stop these people from following me? fart?
3. People who drives slow on the fast lane
Need I say more? There's a reason why we're driving fast ok. Mana tau sakit perut nak ter'berry' ke, rushing for appointment keee...So don't give the "So what, I'm driving at max speed limit of 80km/h" and still stay on the right lane. Pastu bila cucuk/flash/or honk marah. I give signal to the right also most people still tak faham bahasa. Aiyoh, get a bicycle laaa ok if you wanna drive like that?
OHHHH and also hate people that drives in the middle of two lanes...like this:
irritating!
4. People who wants to do EVERY transaction at the ATM
Why? because the other day I wanted to withdraw money from an ATM machine at a petrol station and I was reallllyyyy in a hurry and there's this makcik who just HAD to transfer money, check balance, pay bills etc (and the list goes on and on and on) pffttt while there's a long ass queue right behind her. ARGH! And the best part, when she was done, the other two makciks in front of me doesn't know how to work the machine UNTIL I helped them. Turns out that everytime the machine asks "do you want to go through this transaction?" she clicked no, several times.... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH stressnya. Nasib baik la I was being so penyabar that day sigh
5. Negative people.
People who are consistant complainers and get annoyed when you are happy or the attention is off them. Seriously, if you can't be happy to see other people happy and just HAVE to divert the attention towards you in the next 5-10 seconds, you're a fucktard. Plus, the attention is just about you whining how fucked your life is. It doesn't mean that I won't be there as a shoulder to cry on when you're having problems but not don't lah be a drama queen/king and complain about every single nibs of your daily life. There surely are good things too, right? why not talk about it to offset the bad ones?
6. People with no ambition or refuse to better themselves
And people who just lives on welfare. If don't have money, WORK! If not having good grades, STUDY! And money won't drop from the sky, thank you. I constantly NEED money, but I don't get it so I have to work to get it. So stop complaining about how dry your pocket is but you're doing nothing about it.
7. People who don't switch their phone volumes down in the cinema
I don't wanna be watching a love scene with "bad romance" to accompany the movie, thank you.
8. People who orders food like there's no tomorrow but ends up eating only half.
I know this person la kan like the whole group will order big portions when we go out for dinner. Even when we're eating halfway, they see someone else's dish also they'll be like "eh xx apa tuuuuu (sambil pointing). eh order la tuuuu xxx" damn MALU woi! dahla like 53085 decibels somemore ok the whole restaurant can hear you. Can you not be so jakun like orang tak pernah nampak udang/ikan/ayam??? And ends up other people will be paying for it but they only ate half of their food. In the end we had to either watch the food go to waste or force ourselves to finish the food while they happily dump it on the table.
9. People who talk big about things they DON'T/WISH (to) have.
If you wanna diss me for being ugly or scrawny and you're hot, I'll accept it. I admit defeat. But if you look like kena langgar a bullet train and you wanna diss me? Gosh, I'll just roll my eyes and ignore you forever. And please girl, not everyone who puji you actually thinks you're hot.
If you wanna brag to me about what you have, and I KNOW in the end you'll buy it, then fine, I can accept it. But if you keep bragging about wanting to buy this and that and you only end up buying the grade D wannabe good to sub that, you're just a loser. That's why I don't mind friends who talks about how many cars they have or want to buy cause I know they have the money to buy it.
10. People who wear leggings as pants.
That's all for now, although there's more. Let's save the ranting for some other time... =P
Leggings are NOT pants. So don't wear it with a short top cause people CAN see your cameltoe and ass and you don't need to bend down...and those leggings with the bands that goes around your foot is a no-no. Only OK when you're doing aerobics, not when you're out and about. And those fishnet/laced ones are just plain cheap and ugly, thank you.
even these celebrities commits a fashion sin by wearing these:
That's all for now, although there's more. Let's save the ranting for some other time... =P
what's your biggest pet peeve?













That makciks at ATMs can only happened in Shah Alam where all makciks live...n u...n me to actually
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAH but the thing is, it happened in Sunway.
ReplyDelete"not everyone who puji you actually thinks you're hot"
ReplyDeleteOops, terbatuk pulak. Haha! Betul kata anda ;)
babe, u study dkt college mane now? ambil course ape?
ReplyDeletebest best i suka post ni.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be the Q @ McDonalds Or watever Fast Food outlets.
ReplyDeleteThere's 5-6 ppl ahead of u.And everyone of them only decides wat to eat when they reach the cashier.
They do this same shit all the time..put their index finger on their lower lip..say ..mmmmm..look up to the lightbox....i'll have a....(this is when they take about an average 10minutes to decide on a damm cheeseburger..FcUk!!!!
And it doesnt help matters much the cashiers are slow to key in their orders too..
For Heavens sake..pls decide on on wat to order while ur waiting in line..thank you
vegas tomcat
Nisa: It's true though sometimes people puji melambung2 tapi belakang lain cerita. I don't mean everyone lah only some are like that haha
ReplyDeleteAnon: Monash Sunway, Business Law and Itl Business. Why?
Amelia: hehe thank you.
Vegas Tomcat: OMG I agree. All the while they were queueing I dnt know why they haven't made up their mind!
Ehh sis honeyhyde. I love to read your blog. Your blog is one of my favorites to read. You inspire me lol. Mind telling me what's your recipe for a fcking good blog? :)
ReplyDeleteVery the naice! xx :)
give urself a break, enjoy and chill babe..dont b so pessimist bout life.
ReplyDeleteI think the leggings one is permissible IF AND ONLY IF the top is longer and actually covers the butt. Otherwise, please go put some pants on.
ReplyDeletelol my pet peeves are most of what you've said plus:
Girls who use guys shamelessly, who think it's okay to do so. Actually, just make that people who use other people.
Girls who throw themselves at guys trying to get a boyfriend because their friends have boyfriends. Chill out babe, your time will come, and as dumb as we like to think guys are, they can smell desperation.
Superficial people.
Blatant hypocrites - especially the kind who are, but don't believe they are or don't even consider the fact that they could possibly be.
People who "don't cuss" but are really just replacing "fuck" with "fish" and "frick". You're still cussing.
Amir: hey glad you like my blog, keep reading alright? there's no recipe for it la, just be yourself only.
ReplyDeleteAnon: chillliinnnnggg just need to rant once in a while.
Kimberly: AGREES with all! haha
Hillarious. I like it.
ReplyDeleteso true so true so trueee! i agree with u hanieee! hey, i'll link you, okay?
ReplyDeletep/s : if u perasan the baju i'm wearing ;p
just shooting some off my mind:
ReplyDeletegirls who take pics of themselves scantily clad(bikini, bra) in their rooms and when ppl comment "oh so hot" etc etc they go "nolah, angle only. malu i".
friends who ask u for advise on a stupid decision they wanna make and of course you tell them no. they go ahead with it then when they get into shit they come back and ask you why it happened.
girls who go for guys with the money and cars.
people who clear their throat (imagine phlegmish) in open public then SPITS. ew
Hahahahaha! Hilarious stuff, I like point 1! :-D
ReplyDeleteBel: "girls who take pics of themselves scantily clad(bikini, bra) in their rooms and when ppl comment "oh so hot" etc etc they go "nolah, angle only. malu i"."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHHAHA I like that one damn funny
Gallivanter: thank you =P
hahaha~informative:p so far we are all on the same page.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuffs, my kind of my blog to read heh :D
ReplyDeleteWould be coming back often. Keep on writing :)