please don't push my buttons

Well, if you have been following my blog for sometime now, you probably know that I do photoshoots sometimes, but not full time. One day I decided to just build up an account on ModelMayhem to meet photogs and models alike, so maybe I can learn more or do some free shoots to build up my portfolio. I was lucky to have met some photographers online from LA and London that is offering to do shoots for me, and their portfolio is beyond impressive that I didn't hesitate. Now the only problem is just timing and distance, which we will try to work out soon.One of them is already in Malaysia  =)

Now, of course, it's a norm to get enquiries on MM of nude,lingerie or bikini shoots, and I would of course decline them nicely...UNTIL.....

this mudabitch sent a message in my inbox

but after reading it for a couple of times, I felt offended from the way he asked me.


Ok la, I don't blame him maybe his grammar wasn't very powderful, but he still replied me in his broken english yang pecah rumah punya level

which kinda pissed me off and I replied in Bahasa Malaysia cause tak sanggup wanna read what his replies anymore, and I'll translate it to english:

"This is just an advice to you, asking someone whether they like/want to do a nude shoot shouldn't be your first question (furthermore without saying hello etc). The way you asked made it sound like you were asking a prostitute her rate and it's as if I look that cheap to make you ask me in such manner, so please fix your sentence before you ask any other girl that, thank you"




in which he replied "ok sorry"




ok, I was pissed for a moment there but I was ready to just let it go...




UNTIL......


he sent me another message right after

dahla spelling pun salah...tak reti guna keyboard ke bang?


wait i'll translate it to english:

"If you feel offended by the offer, you don't deserve to be a model and join MM. It's a norm for photographers to offer such...even the world demands you to be more open minded"

like HELLO, trust me, I AM open minded. The only thing that irked me up was the way he asked me!














and so I decided to go through his supposedly a pro photog profile and see his portfolio and the first thing I read was his 'About me':

wahhhh seriously. I read it once, I felt that it was a scam. I read it twice, the dodginess came creeping in and ok la I gave him the benefit of the doubt and opened his photo portfolio and these are what I found:




half naked malay girls that are supposedly to be 'models' yang to his standard, LAYAK!








oh btw, it's SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK! so there's someone sitting behind you, do NOT scroll down.






oh btw, there's no point for me to actually cover their face, since diaorg sendiri memang tak cover muka.


And I'm doing you guys a HUMONGOUS favour by censoring the nipples out, sumpah tak lalu makan kalau nampak.

sumpah macam sabul punya gambar2...serupa pakai digicam yang harga RM499 siap dapat free thumbdrive bile beli.


pastu boleh cakap I don't deserve to be a model? It's not my biggest dream to be a model, ok. It's just a side thing to gain experience and have some fun captured in still motion.


FUCK YOU LAH MAHAI!


kanina, claim diri as nude photographer apa lancau?


and his supposedly famous tabloid newspaper...

by the looks of it, I won't take his offer even if he wants to pay me big bucks...


I admit his wedding photography isn't as bad though...I'll give credit to that.






there's nothing else for me to say  that's it. dah lepas geram, dah cukup  =)